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SPATIAL INTERDIMENSIONAL METAPHYSICS Final Exam, Semester 2
INSTRUCTOR: Vardath of the Outer Cold Darkness, Ruler of Visanganeth, Shatterer of Hearts, Most Dread of Dark Sovereigns, Ph.D., M.D., D.M.oD., S.J.
T.A.: Bob Jones, B.B.A.
STUDENT NAME: Korelva Norn
STUDENT LEVEL: Quell-nar Demon (trainee)
INSTRUCTIONS: The following question should be answered in a mathematical/mystical equation, with supporting proof provided in the detail section below. This question counts for 100% of your final grade. Any answer judged incorrect will result in the permanent forfeiture of your immortal soul to the fiery reaches of torment (or other hell-dimension, as availability allows).
We know we’ve previously told you that six pop quizzes administered by the Demon Prince Alkeerzath counted toward your final grade. We lied. Sue us. We’re evil. So are you.
QUESTION 1: IDENTIFY AND PROVE (WITH EXAMPLES) THE IDENTITY OF THE MOST POWERFUL INDIVIDUAL FORCE FOR GOOD IN THE REALM OF SUNNYDALE, CALIFORNIA (aka, the Hellmouth). You may consult your notes during this exam. Creation of interdimensional portals or spells to make the instructor (or teaching assistant) forget your existence will be punishable with eternal torment (see above).
Good luck. (Well, not really. We’re evil. We hope you fail and suffer mindless agony forever.)
INSCRIBE YOUR CHOICE FOR THE PULING, MISERABLE WORM OF A CREATURE THAT WE WILL EVENTUALLY GRIND BETWEEN OUR SHARP POINTY TEETH (the Most Powerful Individual Force for Good in Sunnydale):
ALEXANDER (XANDER) LAVELLE HARRIS
INSCRIBE YOUR MYSTICAL/MAGICAL EQUATION IN SUPPORT OF THIS IDENTIFICATION:
M = (Sx x Sax x Ss …